Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost)

boomitsnialler:

everyone: OMGGGG NIALL IS LOOKING SO SEXY ALL OF A SUDDEN WHAT HAPPENED HE USED TO BE A LITTLE ANGEL FETUS1!!

me: bitch i’ve been thinking he’s a tall glass of sex since day one

saraengebretsen:

ouch, my heart.

(Source: cutest-cats)

alittlebitmanic182:

diesel69er:

yesterdaysmeme:

look at the take off your pants and jacket album art

each band member represents a color and and mark represents green (jacket)

and then i saw this picture

mark represents “jacket” AND has the “jacket” jacket!

i would love to see tom in yellow pants though

and Travis was in a fiery red plane crash. OHMYGOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. I LOVE YOU TRAVIS BUT I HAVE TO SAY IT. 

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FORESHADOWING.

bboy-yung-buck:

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

Can everyone just reblog this once?

thiefofdick:

whoreway:

thiefofdick:

papasignless:

thiefofdick:

tereziowns:

what if while you were gone your cat got on your computer and blogged for you and then like when people follow you when youre gone its because your cat made a ton of funny text posts but it deleted them before you got back

what if a cat made this post

what if it was actually bears not cats that did those things

most people don’t own bears

jeez

Canadians do.

I said people

(Source: redcrayonaristocrats)

xobigcitydreams:

allthingsdiealone:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

BUT I GOTTA BE STRAIGHT WHEN I SAY I WANNA take you for a dinner date because you’re beautiful and I’d love to hear about you.

I WANNA TAKE YOU HOME AND watch old disney movies and cuddle.

(Source: feministblackboard)

(Source: octopussoir-)